"I'm addicted to these stories. Which is odd, because I don't have an addictive personality." - from karen walker...and me.
"I am amazing. If I ever get up off this couch, I'll be unstoppable." - roseanne
"I'm liberal with a touch of reform and a smidgen of zippity-pow!" - gilmore girls
"I'm not good OR real. I'm evil. And imaginary." - will and grace
"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this... compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised." - the office
"Daryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?" - the office