i visited jamie this past weekend, and i guess my honest thoughts come out when i'm with her. i could ramble for hours to annoy jamie. it's a skill:
sometimes i'm too lazy to talk, so i grunt a little. my bologna has a first name. i would be in a foursome with ellen page, jason bateman, and alia shawkat. i can't tell if my head's moving. coffee tastes good. my finger's in my mouth. i'm currently writing my own novel, to justify my own behaviors. i break things. stephen colbert is cute. my goal in life is to be a guest on the daily show, or to marry lily allen. or to marry lily allen on the daily show.
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